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Direct Attack on the Female Journalist is an episode of The Extremely Regular Show.

SummaryEdit

Shander is gonna rescue Valerie from Fuuma. Will Shander save her?

TranscriptEdit

  • (The following program is classified TV-PG-V. It contains Intense violence. Parental Guidance is recommended for young viewers.)
  • (This episode begins at Vavilos)
  • Sage Karasukumo: Eh? The mayor of Planet Bird's daughter is coming to Earth?
  • Commander Quain: Yes. She's coming without her parents' permission.
  • Erina: Here's a picture of Valerie.
  • Tammy: Why is she coming to Earth?
  • Commander Quain: Valerie works for the magazine. She wants to write an article about the Space-Time Police Sheriffs.
  • Erina: She doesn't have a pilot's license to drive spaceships though.
  • Sage Karasukumo: No license? That's dangerous.
  • Commander Quain: She's kind of destructive at Planet Bird. Her trip to Earth worries me. I have orders to send her back home once she sets foot here.
  • Sage Karasukumo: I'll handle it. I'll take care of her when she gets here.
  • (At Valerie's Spaceship)
  • Valerie: What is this? It's so hard to control! Please fly straight!
  • (At Vavilos)
  • Tammy: Shander, I see the spaceship! She isn't even flying straight!
  • Sage Karasukumo: We better help her. Okay, blast off!
  • Tammy: Okay!
  • (At Valerie's spaceship)
  • Valerie: I'm getting dizzy! I can't take much more! NO!!!
  • (At Vavilos)
  • Tammy: She's gone!
  • Sage Karasukumo: What?
  • Tammy: Her spaceship is no longer on our radio!
  • (At Fuuma's Base)
  • Great Emperor Kubilai: What the hell?
  • Commander Hessler: What happened? Check it out!
  • All: Yes!
  • Valerie: Wow! What nice costumes! Where's the party? Is this the Earth?
  • Commander Hessler: Are you a spy?
  • Valerie: Do I look a spy? Well?
  • Commander Hessler: Get over here!
  • Valerie: Let me go! Get your hands off me! Calm down, will you? Hi!
  • Great Emperor Kubilai: Where are you from?
  • Valerie: Me?
  • Commander Hessler: How dare you! You have no respect! You should have her beheaded!
  • Valerie: Wait! Let me explain! I'm the reporter from the Planet Bird. I'm doing a piece on Space-Time Police Sheriffs.
  • Priest Poe: The Planet Bird?
  • Valerie: Yeah! here's my ID!
  • Priest Poe: Then you must be the mayor of Planet Bird's daughter!
  • Valerie: Yep! And you must be Fuuma, the most feared empire in the galaxy!
  • Commander Hessler: Yes. And that's our Lord Kubilai in front of you!
  • Valerie: My article is on the Space-Time Police Sheriffs and Fuuma. I need a shot of this!
  • Commander Hessler: You fool! Who gave you permission to take pictures of our Lord! Die!
  • Priest Poe: Wait, Hessler!
  • Commander Hessler: Why did you stop me?
  • Priest Poe: Don't hurt her. Watch over her.
  • Valerie: Where are you taking me? Let me go! No! No!
  • Commander Hessler: Tell me, Poe! Why did you spare her?
  • Priest Poe: She will play a vital role in what I have planned.
  • Commander Hessler: Why use is she to Fuuma?
  • Great Emperor Kubilai: Poe, proceed!
  • Priest Poe: She is the daughter of the mayor of Planet Bird. The Space-Time Police Sheriffs must be part of her security detail. They must be looking for her right now. We can grab this opportunity!
  • Commander Hessler: In what way?
  • Priest Poe: We can use her to lure Shander into our trap. After which...
  • Commander Hessler: After which?
  • Priest Poe: We'll destroy the relationship of Shander and Tammy.
  • Commander Hessler: We'll make Tammy jealous with this girl? And then what?
  • Priest Poe: We can then destroy the Vavilos. Shander won't win without the Vavilos. Fuuma will defeat him!
  • Great Emperor Kubilai: That's a great plan! Destroy the relationship between Shander and Tammy!
  • Valerie: Wow! How cute! Don't move! Thanks! Wow! So pretty! Terrific! Can I take a picture? Marvelous! This is great! How did you do that? Wait, don't move! My eyes! Handsome!!! I think I found my prince! That's Shander, right?
  • Girl: She's fall in love with Shander.
  • Preist Poe: We can't turn her camera into a bomb with this. Here goes.
  • (At Earth)
  • Valerie: Help! Somebody help me! Help!
  • Sage Karasukumo: Tammy! I found Valerie! She's being chased by Fuuma! She's in area 4!
  • Tammy: Okay!
  • Valerie: Help me! Help me!
  • (Sage Karasukumo and Soldier Miraclers are fighting each other)
  • Sage Karasukumo: Valerie! Are you okay?
  • Valerie: Shander... Yeah! Beat them up! Kick ass!
  • Sage Karasukumo: Valerie!
  • Valerie: Shander! Help me! Help me! Help me!
  • (Tammy shoots Fuuma)
  • Sage Karasukumo: Tammy! Get out of here! Sinter!
  • (Sage Karasukumo transform into Shander)
  • (Shander, Commander Hessler and Pairpair are fighting each other)
  • Shander: Tammy!
  • Tammy: Shander, they have Valerie!
  • Valerie: Help me! Help me!
  • Shander: Laser Pistol!
  • (Shander shoots Soldier Miraclers)
  • Shander: There must have a secret base nearby. Shaian!
  • (Shaian arrives)
  • Shander: Toh!
  • (Shander is head it to Shaian)
  • Shander: Battle Shaian! Take off! There! 30 degrees to the right!
  • Commander Hessler: (off-screen) Shander! This place will blow up in 30 seconds!
  • Shander: What?!
  • Valerie: Shander!
  • Shander: Valerie!
  • Valerie: Shander!
  • Shander: Go! Hurry!
  • (At Vavilos)
  • Sage Karasukumo: Are you okay?
  • Valerie: Shander! I finally found you! I've been looking for you, Shander!
  • Sage Karasukumo: What are you talking about?
  • Valerie: I secaped from Planet Bird just to see you, oh Shander!
  • Tammy: Is that so?
  • Sage Karasukumo: No, Tammy, I only met her just now.
  • Valerie: Shander! Let me take a picture!
  • Tammy: Wait, Valerie. we have to analyze your camera.
  • Valerie: That's not possible. I need this camera to take pictures for my articles! Wow! So this is the cockpit of the Vavilos! How exciting!
  • Sage Karasukumo: The alarm. Fuuma's up to something.
  • Tammy: I'll take care of it.
  • Sage Karasukumo: I'll go
  • Tammy: Stay here. You and this girl must have a lot to talk about.
  • Sage Karasukumo: Please believe me, I never met her. Bye.
  • Valerie: Shander! I want to go with you!
  • Sage Karasukumo: Are you out of your mind? It's dangerous out there.
  • Valerie: My, how rude. But that's okay, I still like him!
  • (At Earth)
  • Sage Karasukumo: (Thinking) That girl from Bird has a crush on me. Tammy's getting jealous. Unbelievable.
  • (At Vavilos)
  • Valerie: (Laughs)
  • Tammy: Shander! The signal's coming from section 4. It's right in front of you! Hurry there, Shander!
  • Sage Karasukumo: Okay, I'm on my way.
  • (At Vavilos)
  • Tammy: Roger.
  • Valerie: Hey, hey, hey, hey! Check out this cool wedding dress! I'm thinking of having one made here on Earth. Tammy, what do you think?
  • Tammy: Leave me alone, I have a job to do. Don't talk to me.
  • Valerie: My, how rude! Wait, I get it. You like Shander, right? I knew it!
  • Tammy: Quit it!
  • Valerie: You scare me! Hey, hey, hey, hey! Can I take a walk around here, please?
  • Tammy: Go right ahead!
  • Valerie: Dummy! Wow! Wow! Cool!
  • (At Fuuma's Base)
  • Priest Poe: Fuuma! Listen to me! Valerie... Do as I say... It's time. This is the time to destroy the Vavilos!
  • Valerie: Yes!
  • Tammy: Bomb alert. Computer room, clear. Paslma Blue Energy, okay. Training system, okay. It's Valerie! She's the one with the bomb! What are you doing?
  • Valerie: I'll destroy this place!
  • Tammy: You can't! Valerie! Valerie! Valerie, don't do it! Shander! Shander!
  • Sage Karasukumo: What is it, Tammy?
  • Tammy: (On Communicator) Valerie has a time bomb with her!
  • Sage Karasukumo: Valerie!? I'm on my way! Sinter!
  • (Sage Karasukumo transform into Shander)
  • (Shander hits Soldier Miraclers)
  • Shander: Space-Time Police Sheriff Shander!
  • Chestnut: (Narrating) Space-Time Police Sheriff Shander that form his armor within milliseconds. Space-Time Police Sheriff Shander the Vavilos envelops them with Blue Plasma Energy particles. It takes one milisecond to complete the whole transformation process.
  • Commmander Hessler: Soldiers!
  • Shander: Toh! Shander Punch!
  • (Shander punches Soldier Miraclers)
  • (Shander and Fuuma are fighting each other)
  • (At Vavilos)
  • Tammy: Valerie, wait! Valerie!
  • (At Earth)
  • (Shander and Fuuma are fighting each other)
  • (Vavilos arrives)
  • (At Vavilos)
  • Tammy: Vavilos Beam!
  • (Vavilos shoots Fuuma)
  • Shander: Tammy! Laser Pistol!
  • (Shander shoots Fuuma)
  • (Fuuma's base)
  • Great Emperor Kubilai: Open the Strange Realm.
  • Priest Poe: Strange Realm, open!
  • (At Earth)
  • (Shander and Pairpair are fighting each other)
  • Shander: Nitro Cycle!
  • (Nitro Cycle arrives)
  • (Shander hops to the Nitro Cycle and head to the Stranege Realm)
  • Shander: Nitro Cycle!
  • (Shander shoots Pairpair)
  • (Shander and Pairpair are fighting each other)
  • Chestnut: (Narrating) Fuuma's monsters are four times stronger in the Strange Realm.
  • Shander: Laser Pistol!
  • (Shander shoots Pairpair)
  • (Fuuma's Base shoots Shander)
  • Shander: Vavilos!
  • (Vavilos arrives)
  • Shander: Shooting Formation!
  • (Vavilos transform into Gun Mode)
  • Shander: Shoulder Cannon!
  • (Shander shoots Fuuma's Base)
  • (Shander and Pairpair are fighting each other)
  • Shander: Laser Blade! Let's go!
  • (Shander and Pairpair are fighting each other)
  • Shander: Shander Blue Flash!
  • (Shander slashes Pairpair_
  • (Pairpair is defeated)

&*At Carnival)

  • Sage Karasukumo: Valerie!
  • Tammy: Valerie!
  • Sage Karasukumo: Valerie! Valerie!
  • Tammy: Valerie!
  • Sage Karasukumo: Valerie!
  • Valerie: Shander! Shander, I'm coming! Tammy, wait for me! Catch!
  • Tammy: You take care of Valerie.
  • Sage Karasukumo: I don't think I can handle her. I think I'll do the patrolling.
  • Tammy: No! I'll do the patrolling! Valerie needs to be with her, Shander!
  • Sage Karasukumo: No, I'll go!
  • Tammy: I said I'll go!
  • Sage Karasukumo: You can't leave me with her!
  • Valerie: Shander, wait! Shander! Hi! What a lovely way to spend the day, with Shander! This is way cool! Come, let's go! Let's go, let's go!
  • Chestnut: (Narrating) Priest Poe tried to control Valerie. She remained under Shander's protection. Valerie, the daughter of the mayor of Bird as making Tammy very jealous! Sinter! Space-Time Police Sheriff Shander!
  • [End of Direct Attack on the Female Journalist]

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