F.R.I.E.N.D.S Alternate Season Eight is my alternate season eight.Phoebe really is pregnant,And Rachel trys to defend her.Phoebe relises the father is Ross.
The One Where No One Knows Who's PregnantEdit
Monica:Guys,I'm not pregnant
Ross:Oh no,I need to tell Mom,She had her hopes up
Phoebe looks at Rachel,Begging her to not reveal that she is pregnant
Rachel:I'm the one who is pregnant
Rachel:And the father,Is fun Bobby
Chandler:Is he not gay now
Rachel:Well,It was his evil twin,Evil Bobby
Scene:Girls Bathroom,Joey enters,Thinking it is the boys
Joey:Hey lady,You are in the wrong room
Joey:Oh,Um,Ah No,You are not(Joey leaves)
Rachel:Oh my god,You are pregnant
Phoebe:Yes,Yes you are
Phoebe relises her mistake and walks away.She bumps into Ross,Who is drunk
Ross points at her
Phoebe:Hey,Weird man.Do i know you from somewhere.
Scene:Rachel is in the bathroom,Waiting on Monica but Joey comes in with Mona,Kissing
Rachel:Oh my god
Joey and Mona leave,And Monica and Phoebe come in
Rachel:Phoebe,You tell Monica
Monica:I know.The father of your baby is Gunther
Phoebe:I lied Monica.I'm the one that is pregnant
Ross is walking up to Chandler
Chandler:Look,It's the drunk man
Ross:What are you
Ross collapses,And everyone stares.
Chandler:Don't look at me
Monica:Oh my god
Phoebe:And i know who the father might be
Phoebe:Is it him?
Rachel:Just pee on the stick.Hands Phoebe the stick
Scene.Ross is sleaping and Chandler is talking to Jack
Jack:Look at my Marvel Medical
Jack:Anyway,I always knew that Monica would get married to an gay man.
Chandler looks at him in horror
Scene,Phoebe comes out of the bathroom
Phoebe looks at them
The three girls hug
Phoebe:I know who the father is now
Closeing credits,The friends are danceing in the fountain
The One With The HotdogEdit
Joey:The hotdogs are gone
Chandler:That woman grabbed it.It was the last one
Joey:I'm going to give her an peice of my mind.
Rachel:Anyway,How do you think Phoebe will tell Ross
Monica:I think he is still drunk
Scene changes.Ross in the geller house.
Judy:Honet,Don't touch that.In an minute,I will be left childless
Ross:What about Fat Monica
Scene changes.Chandler is in his work
Chandler:So this is(Falls asleap)
Stella:What's up with him
Scene changes,Chandler enters the apartment in worry
Chandler:Rach,I need your baby
Rachel:I'm not pregnant
Chandler:But you said.Stella is blackmailing me.I fell asleap and she wants an baby.
Rachel;Hey,It is Phoebe that is preg-Oh no i said too much
Joey;You stole my last hotdog,Wow your hot
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