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Fighter Dive is episode of The Avenging Regular Show Unlimited.

Synopsis

While on a errand, Mordecai, Rigby, Spider-Man and Nova steal an submarine.

Transcript

  • (This episode begins at Avengers Tower)
  • Mordecai: Oh, hey, Zim, Gir, Skoodge, Minimoose, how's it going?
  • Zim: (On Computer) Wonderful, Mordecai. Your brother, Meta-Crisis Mordecai and best friend's brother, Meta-Crisis Rigby are the coolest members in the world.
  • Mordecai: You do?
  • Gir: (On Computer) Yeah.
  • Skoodge: (On Computer) They follow our orders. That's awesome.
  • Minimoose: (On Computer) Squeak! Squeak!
  • Zim: (On Computer) That's right, Minimoose.
  • Mordecai: Then, I shipped you a gift for you, Zim.
  • (Zim opens a gift it is revealed to be Lightsaber, Sonic Screwdriver and Plunger of Doom)
  • Zim: (On Computer) What is it?
  • Mordecai: That's the Lightsaber and Sonic Screwdriver. It's all yours now. This weapons is your life.
  • Zim: (On Computer) I will Mordecai. This weapons is my life.
  • Gir: (On Computer) Can we get one, too?
  • Mordecai: Of course. I shipped you and Skoodge a package.
  • Gir: (On Computer) Yea!
  • (Gir is open a package it is revealed to be the Lightsabers, Sonic Screwdrivers and the Plunger of Doom)
  • Gir: (On Computer) What is that?
  • Mordecai: That's a Lightsabers and the Sonic Screwdrivers. Their all yours now.
  • Gir: (On Computer) Thank you, Mordecai.
  • Mordecai: You're welcome.
  • Skoodge: (On Computer) Well, we we gotta go. Our friends needs us for the burger eating contest.
  • Mordecai: You are?
  • Zim: (On Computer) That's right. Well, till we meet again.
  • (Zim calls off)
  • Mordecai: Until we meet again, old friends.
  • (Rigby, Spider-Man and Nova arrives)
  • Spider-Man: Hey, Mordecai, what's happened to you?
  • Mordecai: Oh it was nothing.
  • Rigby: We understand how you feel. Anyway, you got a message from Jeannie it saids, Dear Mordecai, I never want to see you again and I don't love you anymore."
  • Mordecai: She doesn't want me to see me and she doesn't love me.
  • Nova: Oh, my God, what happened?
  • Mordecai: It doesn't matter. What's important is I just avoided making a huge mistake.
  • Rigby: Mordecai, we so sorry.
  • Mordecai: That's okay. Come on. Iron man need us.
  • Iron Man: Here.
  • Mordecai: Uh, what's this?
  • Captain America: A market list. The Market two clicks to the south, and I'm sending you four on a supply run. Oh. [Laughs] Don't even think about without at least one jackfruit. Clear?
  • Mordecai, Rigby, Spider-Man and Nova: Clear.
  • Power Man: How do you expect them to find jackfruit on Market?
  • (At Market)
  • Rigby: I got everything but the jackfruits. Any luck?
  • Spider-Man: No. And We don't think they meant for us to have luck.
  • Nova: Well, someone has to be selling those things. Here, take this. I'll go find one.
  • Mordecai: Seriously? You want us to carry your supplies?
  • Rigby: Yes!
  • Mordecai, Rigby, Spider-Man and Nova: Jackfruits!
  • Spider-Man: How much for the whole crate?
  • Manager: I'm sorry. They're already sold.
  • Nova: Well, maybe we can buy one from--
  • Manager: From A.I.M.? [Laughs] Yeah, good luck.
  • Mordecai: Why are you smiling about?
  • Rigby: The obvious answer to our problem.
  • Spider-Man: Right. So what's the plan.
  • Nova: Maybe. Sure. Why not?
  • Mordecai: [Gasps] [Spits, Laughing] We should go.
  • Rigby: You go. We're getting what we came for.
  • Spider-Man: Wait, guys-- [Groans]
  • A.I.M. Agent: You there!
  • Nova: We'll just put this back.
  • Mordecai: Run!
  • MODOK: Stop them!
  • Rigby: You made us lose the rest of the supplies! At least we're even.
  • Spider-Man: Even? Please. We had the whole situation under control.
  • Nova: [Groans] Come here!
  • A.I.M. Agent: Where they go?
  • Mordecai: [Grunts]
  • Rigby: Whoa!
  • A.I.M. Agent: Up there!
  • Spider-Man: Rigby!
  • Rigby: Just keep going. I'll catch up to you.
  • A.I.M. Agent: Split up!
  • Pilot: [Gasps]
  • Rigby: Oh. Hey, you don't have any jackfruits, do you?
  • Pilot: There is nowhere to hide.
  • A.I.M. Agent: Hands up!
  • Pilot: [Whimpers]
  • Rigby: Never actually dive one of these before. Whoa!
  • A.I.M. Agent: Look out!
  • Rigby: [Laughing] Ha, ha, ha! Too bad Mordecai, Spider-Man and Nova wasn't here to see that. Whoa! [Laughs] Whew. On the other hand--
  • Nova: Great. Just what we need. Rigby? Rigby! Hey, Rigby, let us in!
  • Rigby: So now, I'd be saving your life, right?
  • Mordecai: What? Yeah, sure. Yes! Whatever!
  • Rigby: I let you in, we're even.
  • Spider-Man: Fine!
  • Rigby: You have to say it!
  • Nova: All right, all right. We're even. Now let us in! [Shouts]
  • (Mordecai, Spider-Man and Nova hops to the submarine)
  • Rigby: Don't crowd me. I'm diving here.
  • Mordecai: You don't know how. Let us. Whoa!
  • Rigby: Whoa!
  • Spider-Man: Turn the boat!
  • Rigby: Let go!
  • Nova: Turn the boat!
  • Rigby: I'm trying! [Grunts] I can't see a thing!
  • Mordecai: Gain altitude.
  • Rigby: I know.
  • Spider-Man: Rigby.
  • Rigby: [Grunting]
  • Mordecai: We think we're too low.
  • Rigby: How can you tell? Why don't you clean the window?
  • Spider-Man: We need to turn. Turn!
  • Rigby: [Grunts] How did you know?
  • Nova: Not sure. We just... knew.
  • Rigby: [Chuckles] Good. That's-- That's good. [Sighs] Now get out there and clean the canopy.
  • (At Avengers Tower)
  • Hulk: Have to admit, it's a lot more peaceful aboard with the kids gone.
  • Red Hulk: Yeah, but we're feeling a bit guilty about feeling sending them--
  • A-Bomb: [Chuckles] On a wild jackfruit chase?
  • Rigby: Rigby to Avengers.
  • She Hulk: Ah, right on cue.
  • Ant-Man: Go ahead, Rigby.
  • Rigby: Right. well, we've has a bit of a problem.
  • Wonder Man: We thought you might.
  • Scarlet Witch: Look, don't worry about the jackfruits.
  • Mordecai: Yeah, jackfruits.
  • Spider-Man: Uh, we found some.
  • Nova: But we lost them.
  • Mordecai: Then we found them again.
  • Spider-Man: But we smashed them.
  • Rigby: Just cut to the chase, guys.
  • Skaar: Wait!
  • Ant-Man: What are we hearing?
  • Wasp: It sounds like--
  • Nova: Yeah, about that.
  • Mordecai: See, um-- well-- [quickly] We stole a submarine.
  • Red Hulk: YOU WHAT?!
  • Rigby: Their taking it better than we thought.
  • War Machine: Get rid of it!
  • All: Do we have to?
  • Power Man: [Sighs] At least tell us you dismantled the locater beacon.
  • Rigby: [Laughs] Of course. We're not fools. (whispering to Mordecai, Spider-Man and Nova) [Quietly] Under there. The red wire. No, wait. The blue.
  • Spider-Man: Well, which one?
  • Thor: [annoyed]It's the red and the blue.
  • Nova: Right.
  • Mordecai: Got it.
  • Spider-Man: W-We mean... got it a long time ago.
  • Nova: You know, back when we first boarded.
  • Mordecai: Right away.
  • Spider-Man: Immediately.
  • Vision: Stealing a submarine attracts unwanted attention.
  • Ant-Man: Rendezvous at Shadow Site 2 Dive straight there.
  • Wasp: Do not stop.
  • Rigby: On our way. Rigby out.
  • Nova: That went well.
  • Rigby: Yeah.
  • Mordecai: Do you know which way we're supposed to go?
  • Rigby: No idea. Okay. Navigation system's on line. Course set for rendezvous point.
  • Spider-Man: Wait.
  • Nova: What's that?
  • Mordecai: Looks like smoke.
  • Rigby: Yeah.
  • Spider-Man: Only...
  • Nova: We think We know where it's coming from. Go check it out. Please.
  • Mordecai: [Sighs] There's a convo of troop transports heading northwest.
  • Spider-Man: What's the worst that could happen?
  • Rigby: Well, we both wind up dead.
  • Spider-Man: Besides that.
  • Rigby: Oh, boy. Here goes nothing. Attention, transports. This is Commander Jackfruit.
  • Mordecai: Jackfruit? Seriously?
  • Rigby: Shh. [Clears Throat] There's a report of intruder activity in your sector. Reduce speed.
  • MODOK: Acknowledged, Commander. Reduce speed.
  • Rigby: You sure?
  • Spider-Man: Just get us in close. [Grunts]
  • MODOK: A submarine? This is MODOK. My men reported a stolen submarine.
  • Rigby: That's not the submarine you're looking for. It's a totally different mobile. I sent it to, uh, seek out the heroes.
  • MODOK: Commander, repeat your operating number.
  • Rigby: [Imitating static] Sorry. Didn't catch that. But maintain current position.
  • MODOK: All transports, resume speed. And man the cannon. You see that submarine again, take your shot.
  • (Mordecai, Spider-Man and Nova release the prisoners)
  • Pilot: Sir, someone's unlocked the prisoners.
  • MODOK: I want agents up top, now!
  • Mordecai, Spider-Man and Nova: Whoa.
  • Pilot: Sir, the prisoners are escaping.
  • MODOK: Open fire.
  • Rigby: That gun turret's gonna be a problem. This boat has no shields.
  • Nova: Working on it. Well, hello, stranger.
  • A.I.M. Agent: Maintain fire. His shots won't penetrate your armor. What the Aaah!
  • Mordecai: Not bad.
  • A.I.M. Agent: Gotcha.
  • Mordecai, Spider-Man and Nova: Whoa.
  • A.I.M. Agent: Wait! You did all this for fruit?
  • Nova: No! Okay, maybe a little. There's gotta be something useful in here. A wrench? A wrench! All for fruit! [Gasps] Not bad, ace.
  • Rigby: Gotcha!
  • Mordecai: Uh, how are you diving this thing?
  • Rigby: [Grunting]
  • Spider-Man: Thanks for the save. Guess we owe you now.
  • Rigby: Let's just say we're eternally even. Oh. You collect these, right?
  • Nova: Yeah. So, what do we do about the submarine? [Chuckling]
  • Rigby: [Grunts]
  • Mordecai, Rigby, Spider-Man and Nova: [Chuckling]
  • Iron Man: Ah, they should have been here by now.
  • Captain America: Over there!
  • Rigby: One fresh jackfruit, as ordered.
  • Ant-Man: Thank you, kind sir.
  • Rigby: Team effort.
  • Wasp: Forget about the fruit. Where's the submarine?
  • Rigby: [Sighs] We crashed it.
  • Mordecai: On purpose. Uh, we didn't want it to fall back into A.I.M.'s hand.
  • Captain America: That's what we like to hear.
  • Rigby: [Sighs, chuckles]
  • Mordecai, Rigby, Spider-Man and Nova: [Laughs]
  • Rigby: [Grunts, laughing]
  • Scarlet Witch: At least they got rid of the submarine.
  • QuickSilver: [Inhales, exhales]
  • Rigby: Uh. [Sighs]
  • [End of Fighter Dive]

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