Fighter Drive

Fighter Drive is episode of The Avenging Regular Show Unlimited.

Synopsis

While on a errand, Rigby, Nova, Troll Moko and Howard Weinerman steal an mobile.

Transcript

• (This episode begins at Avengers Tower)
• Rigby: Hey there, Angry Birds, Studder, Frank, Elmo, Jeffy, Sally, Paz, Wander, Sylvia. I am video chatting with you guys.
• Red: (On Computer) Oh, hey, Rigby, what's up?
• Rigby: Not much. What you been up to?
• Yellow: (On Computer) Well, we were training when Meta-Crisis Mordecai and Meta-Crisis Rigby made weapons for us.
• Rigby: That's pretty good.
• Black: (On Computer) I know, right.
• Blue: (On Computer) We love those guys.
• Rigby: You are?
• White: (On Computer) That's right.
• Rigby: Then, I gotta surprise for you. I shipped a surprise for you is a present.
• Red: (On Computer) Awesome.
• (Red opens the present it is revealed to be the Lightsabers, Sonic Screwdrivers and Star Screwdriver)
• Red: (On Computer) What is that?
• Rigby: These are the Lightsabers, Sonic Screwdrivers and Star Screwdriver. They are what you use and have to stop evil.
• Wander: (On Computer) Thank you very much.
• Yellow: (On Computer) Are those necessary?
• Rigby: Yes. Their all yours.
• Green: (On Computer) Alright, then. Let's get something to eat.
• Big Red: (On Computer) Which where we go to?
• Orange: (On Computer) I'm not sure. How about The Non Descript Coffee Shop?
• Female Red Bird: (On Computer) What does it have?
• Female White Bird: (On Computer) Coffee.
• Mighty Eagle: (On Computer) Does it have drinks?
• Mighty Dragon: (On Computer) Yes.
• Studder: (On Computer) Does it have food?
• Paz: (On Computer) Yes.
• Pink Bird: (On Computer) Does it have condiments?
• Red: (On Computer) Exactly.
• Officer Frank McStudderPants: (On Computer) Does it has breakfast and lunch?
• Elmo: (On Computer) Correction.
• Jeffy: (On Computer) Exactly.
• Sally: (On Computer) They do have it.
• Wander: (On Computer) Well, let's go.
• Sylvia: (On Computer) Well, we gotta go. We're going to The Non Descript Coffee Shop. Bye, Rigby.
• (Angry Birds, Studder, Frank, Elmo, Paz, Wander and Sylvia calls off)
• Rigby: Byes, you guys.
• (Nova, Troll Moko and Howard Weinerman arrives)
• Nova: Rigby. Ant-Man needs us.
• Rigby: Right.
• Ant-Man: Here.
• Rigby: Uh, what's this?
• Ant-Man: A market list. The Market two clicks to the south, and I'm sending you four on a supply run. Oh. [Laughs] Don't even think about without at least one soursop fruit. Clear?
• Rigby, Nova, Troll Moko and Howard Weinerman: Clear.
• Winter Soldier: How do you expect them to find soursop on Farmer's Market?
• (At Market)
• Nova: I got everything but the sourops. Any luck?
• Troll Moko: No. And We don't think they meant for us to have luck.
• Howard Weinerman: Well, someone has to be selling those things. Here, take this. I'll go find one.
• Rigby: Seriously? You want us to carry your supplies?
• Nova: Yes!
• Rigby, Nova, Troll Moko and Howard Weinerman: Sourops!
• Troll Moko: How much for the whole crate?
• Manager: I'm sorry. They're already sold.
• Howard Weinerman: Well, maybe we can buy one from--
• Manager: From Skull? [Laughs] Yeah, good luck.
• Rigby: Why are you smiling about?
• Nova: The obvious answer to our problem.
• Troll Moko: Right. So what's the plan.
• Howard Weinerman: Maybe. Sure. Why not?
• Rigby: [Gasps] [Spits, Laughing] We should go.
• Nova: You go. We're getting what we came for.
• Troll Moko: Wait, guys-- [Groans]
• Skull-bot: You there!
• Howard Weinerman: We'll just put this back.
• Rigby: Run!
• Arnim Zola: Stop them!
• Nova: You made us lose the rest of the supplies! At least we're even.
• Troll Moko: Even? Please. We had the whole situation under control.
• Howard Weinerman: [Groans] Come here!
• Skull-bot: Where they go?
• Nova: [Grunts]
• Rigby: Whoa!
• Skull-bot: Up there!
• Troll Moko: Nova!
• Skull-bot: Split up!
• Nova: Oh. Hey, you don't have any soursops, do you?
• Pilot: There is nowhere to hide.
• Skull-bot: Hands up!
• Pilot: [Whimpers]
• Nova: Never actually flown one of these before. Whoa!
• Skull-bot: Look out!
• Nova: [Laughing] Ha, ha, ha! Too bad Rigby, Troll and Howard wasn't here to see that. Whoa! [Laughs] Whew. On the other hand--
• Howard Weinerman: Great. Just what we need. Nova? Nova! Hey, Nova, let us in!
• Nova: So now, I'd be saving your life, right?
• Rigby: What? Yeah, sure. Yes! Whatever!
• Nova: I let you in, we're even.
• Troll Moko: Fine!
• Nova: You have to say it!
• Howard Weinerman: All right, all right. We're even. Now let us in! [Shouts]
• (Rigby, Troll Moko and Howard Weinerman hops to the mobile)
• Nova: Don't crowd me. I'm driving here.
• Rigby: You don't know how. Let us. Whoa!
• Nova: Whoa!
• Troll Moko: Turn the car!
• Nova: Let go!
• Howard Weinerman: Turn the car!
• Nova: I'm trying! [Grunts] I can't see a thing!
• Troll Moko: Gain altitude.
• Howard Weinerman: Nova.
• (At Avengers Tower)
• Mordecai: Hey, Anthony, Professor, Cole, what's up?
• Anthony: (On Computer) Not much, Mordecai. Oh, hey can you believe Chance Sureshot, Toothpick Sally and Recap Robot are the new park members?
• Mordecai: Yeah. Can I say hi to them?
• Professor Cole: (On Computer) Of course.
• Chance Sureshot: (On Computer) Hey, Mordecai. Long time no see.
• Mordecai: (On Computer) Hey, Chance, Toothpick Sally, Recap, you the new members of the park?
• Toothpick Sally: (On Computer) That's right. We are the new park members.
• Mordecai: Then, I got you four a presents for you at Anthony's Underground Lab.
• Anthony: (On Computer) Mordecai, you should it have.
• (Professor Cole, Chance Sureshot, Toothpick Sally and Recap Robot opens a presents it is revealed to be the Lightsabers and the Sonic Screwdrivers)
• Professor Cole: (On Computer) What the heck is this?
• Mordecai: It's Lightsabers and a Sonic Screwdrivers. There all yours. Use it for anything and fight evil.
• Toothpick Sally: We will, Mordecai. We'll use it no matter what.
• Recap Robot: (On Computer) Well, we gotta go we have new work to do.
• Professor Cole: Good luck at New York, Mordecai.
• (Anthony call off)
• Mordecai: I will, Anthony.
• (Back with Rigby, Nova, Troll Moko and Howard Weinerman)
• Nova: [Grunting]
• Rigby: We think we're too low.
• Nova: How can you tell? Why don't you clean the window?
• Troll Moko: We need to turn. Turn!
• Howard Weinerman: Not sure. We just... knew.
• Nova: [Chuckles] Good. That's-- That's good. [Sighs] Now get out there and clean the canopy.
• (At Avengers Tower)
• Vision: Have to admit, it's a lot more peaceful aboard with the kids gone.
• Scarlet Witch: Yeah, but we're feeling a bit guilty about feeling sending them--
• QuickSilver: [Chuckles] On a wild melon chase?
• Nova: Nova to Avengers.
• Doc Samson: Ah, right on cue.
• Wonder Man: Go ahead, Nova.
• Nova: Right. well, we've has a bit of a problem.
• Power Woman: We thought you might.
• Ms. Marvel: Look, don't worry about the soursops.
• Rigby: Yeah, soursops.
• Troll Moko: Uh, we found some.
• Howard Weinerman: But we lost them.
• Rigby: Then we found them again.
• Troll Moko: But we smashed them.
• Nova: Just cut to the chase, guys.
• Thor: Wait!
• Falcon: What are we hearing?
• Skaar: It sounds like--
• Howard Weinerman: Yeah, about that.
• Rigby: See, um-- well-- [quickly] We stole a mobile.
• Captain America: YOU WHAT?!
• Nova: Their taking it better than we thought.
• War Machine: Get rid of it!
• All: Do we have to?
• Winter Soldier: [Sighs] At least tell us you dismantled the locater beacon.
• Nova: [Laughs] Of course. We're not fools. (whispering to Rigby, Troll Moko and Howard Weinerman) [Quietly] Under there. The red wire. No, wait. The blue.
• Troll Moko: Well, which one?
• Rescue: [annoyed] It's the red and the blue.
• Howard Weinerman: Right.
• Rigby: Got it.
• Troll Moko: W-We mean... got it a long time ago.
• Howard Weinerman: You know, back when we first boarded.
• Rigby: Right away.
• Troll Moko: Immediately.
• Ant-Man: Stealing a mobile attracts unwanted attention.
• Wasp: Rendezvous at Shadow Site 2 Fly straight there.
• Iron Man: Do not stop.
• Captain America: And don't do anything.
• Nova: On our way. Nova out.
• Howard Weinerman: That went well.
• Nova: Yeah.
• Rigby: Do you know which way we're supposed to go?
• Nova: No idea. Okay. Navigation system's on line. Course set for rendezvous point.
• Troll Moko: Wait.
• Howard Weinerman: What's that?
• Rigby: Looks like smoke.
• Nova: Yeah.
• Troll Moko: Only...
• Howard Weinerman: We think We know where it's coming from. Go check it out. Please.
• Rigby: [Sighs] There's a convo of troop transports heading northwest.
• Troll Moko: What's the worst that could happen?
• Nova: Well, we both wind up dead.
• Howard Weinerman: Besides that.
• Nova: Oh, boy. Here goes nothing. Attention, transports. This is Commander Soursop.
• Rigby: Soursop? Seriously?
• Nova: Shh. [Clears Throat] There's a report of intruder activity in your sector. Reduce speed.
• Arnim Zola: Acknowledged, Commander. Reduce speed.
• Nova: You sure?
• Troll Moko: Just get us in close. [Grunts]
• Arnim Zola: A mobile? This is Arnim Zola. My men reported a stolen mobile.
• Nova: That's not the mobile you're looking for. It's a totally different mobile. I sent it to, uh, seek out the heroes.
• Arnim Zola: Commander, repeat your operating number.
• Nova: [Imitating static] Sorry. Didn't catch that. But maintain current position.
• Arnim Zola: All transports, resume speed. And man the cannon. You see that mobile again, take your shot.
• (Rigby, Troll Moko and Howard Weinerman release the prisoners)
• Pilot: Sir, someone's unlocked the prisoners.
• Arnim Zola: I want bots up top, now!
• Rigby, Troll Moko and Howard Weinerman: Whoa.
• Pilot: Sir, the prisoners are escaping.
• Arnim Zola: Open fire.
• Howard Weinerman: Working on it. Well, hello, stranger.
• Skull-bot: Maintain fire. His shots won't penetrate your armor. What the Aaah!
• Rigby: Not bad.
• Troll Moko: Gotcha.
• Rigby, Troll Moko and Howard Weinerman: Whoa.
• Skull-bot: Wait! You did all this for fruit?
• Howard Weinerman: No! Okay, maybe a little. There's gotta be something useful in here. A wrench? A wrench! All for fruit! [Gasps] Not bad, ace.
• Nova: Gotcha!
• Rigby: Uh, how are you driving this thing?
• Nova: [Grunting]
• Troll Moko: Thanks for the save. Guess we owe you now.
• Nova: Let's just say we're eternally even. Oh. You collect these, right?
• Howard Weinerman: Yeah. So, what do we do about the mobile? [Chuckling]
• Nova: [Grunts]
• Rigby, Nova, Troll Moko and Howard Weinerman: [Chuckling]
• Captain America: Ah, they should have been here by now.
• Falcon: Over there!
• Nova: One fresh soursop, as ordered.
• Ms. Marvel: Thank you, kind sir.
• Nova: Team effort.
• Ant-Man: Forget about the fruit. Where's the mobile?
• Nova: [Sighs] We crashed it.
• Rigby: On purpose. Uh, we didn't want it to fall back into Skull's hand.
• Iron Man: That's what we like to hear.
• Nova: [Sighs, chuckles]
• Rigby, Nova, Troll Moko and Howard Weinerman: [Laughs]
• Nova: [Grunts, laughing]
• Iron Fist: At least they got rid of the mobile.
• Vision: [Inhales, exhales]
• Nova: Uh. [Sighs]
• [End of Fighter Drive]

Trivia

• Chance Sureshot, Toothpick Sally and Recap Robot got a job at the park.

Gallery

Red's Lightsaber

Blue's Lightsaber

Yellow's Lightsaber

Black's Lightsaber

White's Lightsaber

Green's Lightsaber

Big Red's Lightsaber

Orange's Lightsaber

Pink Bird's Lightsaber

Female Red Bird, Female White Bird, Mighty Eagle, Mighty Dragon and Officer Frank's Lightsabers

Female Red Bird, Female White Bird, Studder, Officer Frank, Elmo, Paz and Sylvia's Sonic Screwdrivers

Elmo and Paz's Lightsaber

Red, Blue, Yellow, Black, White, Green, Big Red. Orange and Pink Bird's Sonic Screwdrivers

Jeffy's Sonic Screwdriver

Sally's Green Tri Blade Lightsaber

Wander's Lightsaber

Sylvia's Lightsaber

Wander's Star Screwdriver

Professor Cole, Chance, Toothpick Sally and Recap's Lightsabers

Anthony, Chance, Toothpick Sally and Recap's Sonic Screwdrivers