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How the Star Guardians Save Christmas is the sixteenth and the final episode of Star Guardians Unite!

Summary

The Star Guardians must save Christmas from The Grinch.

Quotes

  • The Grinch: (laughs) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! On Dancer, on Prancer, on Blitzen, on Tom Cruise, on Sean Connery, on Oscar, on Elmo, on Paris Hilton and on Fox! (disappears in the horizon)

Julie Jonas: What the heck was that?!

Hunter Jonas: It was the Grinch. he said that he needed the Alpha rune to end Christmas!

Julie Jonas: (screams)WHAT!

  • Flashback

Santa Claus: (offscreen) HO HO HO! (enters the room where he sees a plate of cookies on his desk) What's this? A plate of cookies read a sign Eat me. I am definitely not a trap. Well, if it's not a trap.

As he takes a bite into a cookie, they release a seeping gas.

Santa Claus:(weakly) Oh no no. (fell asleep)

The Grinch came out from behind the desk and begin to drag him away.

Flashback Ends

  • Heather Jelani:(sighs)If only Julie knew that there's no just thing as Santa Claus.

Donovan Jelani:(gasps in utmost horror) What? But that's preposterous! He gave me my gift last year and the year before!

Heather Jelani: Those were from your father.

Donovan Jelani: How can you tell?

Heather Jelani: He spelled Santa with an ampersand.

Donovan Jelani: You mean Santa's not dyslexic?!

Heather Jelani: Uh, honey, he used the ampersand on the first S.

Steve Sato: What makes you so sure that Santa's not real?

Heather Jelani: Think about it, how can one man using only a sled and deer deliver toys around the world to millions and millions of children in one night without a rest stop?

Judith Gooden: Well, logically, that's impossible.

Heather Jelani: Exactly and has anyone actually ever seen Santa at night?

Daphne Sato: I guess not.

Heather Jelani: And how can a fat guy fit through such a tight chimney without setting himself on fire? And what about the insomniacs? How do they get presents from Santa? They don't!

Fred Gooden:(in horror) It's all true! That means Santa's not real.

Script

(Theme song plays)

Episode opens with Tanya waking up. She jumps out of her bed and looks out the window to see that the front yard was covered in snow.

Tanya Martinez: Esta nevando! (It's snowing) (ran out the room to her siblings' room)

Meanwhile in Maya and Antonio's room, Antonio was tossing and turning in his sleep as he is having a nightmare.

Antonio Martinez: (mumbled)No...no...Louie Anderson? What are you doing here?...W...Why are you pouring barbecue sauce on me?...let me go...no...Not John Goodman!...help...help...(screams)HELP!AAAAAAUUUHHHH!

Maya fell off the top of the bunk bed

Maya Martinez: You had the fat people cannibal dream again, didn't you?

Tanya Martinez:(ran into the room)Hermanos!Esta nevando!(Siblings! It's snowing!)

Maya Martinez: It is? (she and Antonio looked out the window)

Antonio Martinez: Wow! It's whiter than Michael Jackson out there!

Tanya Martinez:

Elena Martinez:

Tanya Martinez: Breakfast? But that's boring!

Miguel Martinez: Tanya, deberías escuchar a tu madre,además, es la comida más importante del día. (Tanya, you should listen to your mother, besides, it's the most important meal of the day.)

Ezekiel Sanders:Hey, Mrs. Sato! Do a figure eight on this driveway just like Michelle Kwan!

Daphne Sato:Oh just because i'm asian like Michelle Kwan automatically means i'm a good skater like her, too?

Sheila Jelani:...So you can't do one?

Daphne Sato:No, i'm a good figure skater. performed a figure eight, twirled in the air and skated backwards.

Suddenly, Donovan pulls up the driveway and hits Daphne, knocking her into the snow.

Donovan Jelani:Aw geez, i must've hit another Hispanic driveway shoveler.

Ezekiel Sanders:Wow, that was so politically incorrect on so many levels.

Sheila Jelani:I think she's hurt. (checks Daphne's pulse) Dad, do something!

Donovan Jelani:Alright, fine.(dropped a dollar on Daphne's unconscious body)

Heather Jelani:Anyway, now that i

Employee: Can i have your order?

Indira Cooper:Five words,Ash Ketchum and Patty Mayonnaise.

Melanie and the employee just stare at Indira for about 10 seconds.

Melanie Cooper: You'll have to excuse my cousin, she's hooked on stupid.

Indira Cooper: Mom, what did i get? What did i get?

Debbie Cooper:Sorry Indira, but it's a surprise.

Muffy Cooper:Mom got you an Xbox 360.

shouted ALRIGHT! Xbox 360! Xbox 360! Xbox 360!

Debbie Cooper:(angrily) Why did you tell her? It was supposed to be a surprise.

And it still is, Indira has the attention span of a dead moose. She'll forget about it in a few seconds.

Indira has a very good memory, isn't that right,

Trixie Jonas: Julie, slow down!

Donovan Jelani: Yeah, who do you think you are? John Goodman?

Antonio then starts screaming with the mental images of his nightmare flashing into his mind.He proceeds to beat himself up in the head with a tray rather hard.

Antonio Martinez:(sighs in relief)That's much better.

Julie Jonas:Sorry mom, but i can't

Heather Jelani:(sighs)If only Julie knew that there's no just thing as Santa Claus.

Donovan Jelani:(gasps in utmost horror) What? But that's preposterous! He gave me my gift last year and the year before!

Heather Jelani: Those were from your father.

Donovan Jelani: How can you tell?

Heather Jelani: He spelled Santa with an ampersand.

Donovan Jelani: You mean Santa's not dyslexic?!

Heather Jelani: Uh, honey, he used the ampersand on the first S.

Steve Sato: What makes you so sure that Santa's not real?

Heather Jelani: Think about it, how can one man using only a sled and deer deliver toys around the world to millions and millions of children in one night without a rest stop?

Judith Gooden: Well, logically, that's impossible.

Heather Jelani: Exactly and has anyone actually ever seen Santa at night?

Daphne Sato: I guess not.

Heather Jelani: And how can a fat guy fit through such a tight chimney without setting himself on fire? And what about the insomniacs? How do they get presents from Santa? They don't!

Fred Gooden:(in horror) It's all true! That means Santa's not real.

Indira Cooper:Hey guys, do you know how snow is made?

Heather,Judith and Trixie and Daphne: oh wait. Don't tell us, it's frozen fairy dust, right?

Wendy, Maya and Lisa: No, it's rain frozen from embarrassment!

Howard,Vanessa and Robby: No, no! It's frozen stars falling from the sky.

Fred,Sandra,Julie, Samantha,Paul,Trent and Sheila: No, It's rain in slow motion!

Muffy, Debbie, Trixie, Miguel, Melanie and Steve:No, It's God pouring sugar on the Earth!

Donovan, Antonio, Maya, Tanya, Ezekiel, Hunter:No, It's God eating fried chicken and the crumbs are falling!

Indira Cooper Actually, you're all wrong. Snow is formed by water vapors in cold clouds that condense into ice crystals. The ice crystals fasten onto a dust speck, One crystal attaches to another, which forms a snowflake. Once the snowflake is heavy enough, it falls from the cloud.

Everyone then looks at Indira in shock.

Indira Cooper What? It's true.

Julie Jonas: Don't worry, little snowman. We're not going to hurt you. We're the Star Guardians.

Frosty: (whispers) Really?! You guys are the current Star Guardians?! I've heard of you guys! Sorry for attacking you, i thought that you were one of the Grinch's minions. Oh and my name is Frosty, by the way.

Hunter Jonas: (whispers)Nice to meet you, Frosty. We came here because the Grinch stole my Alpha Rune.

Frosty: (whispers in shock) Wait, that cursed stone the Grinch used to take over the North Pole is yours?

Hunter Jonas: (whispers)Yeah, We're sorry for everything that happened here. But if we take back The Alpha Rune, we could rebuild this place in no time.

Frosty:(whispers)That would be awesome, but it's going to be very hard to do. The Grinch locked Santa and is forcing Santa's helpers to make toys for him. I was very luck to escape The Grinch's wrath.

Wendy Lee: (whispers)That's terrible.

Flashback

Santa Claus: (offscreen) HO HO HO! (enters the room where he sees a plate of cookies on his desk) What's this? A plate of cookies read a sign Eat me. I am definitely not a trap. Well, if it's not a trap.

As he takes a bite into a cookie, they release a seeping gas.

Santa Claus:(weakly) Oh no no. (fell asleep)

The Grinch came out from behind the desk and begin to drag him away.

Flashback Ends

Hunter Jonas: Anyway, where's that Grinch?

Frosty: (whispers) He's probably at Santa's office.

Hunter Jonas:(whispers) Alright, Everyone, let's go!

The Star Guardians and Frosty walked up to the nearest door

Hunter Jonas: (whispers) Okay Frost, so we will retrieve the stone, beat the crap out of The Grinch and restore this place back to normal. (opens the door)

Wait can i ask you a question?

Okay,go ahead?

What do you do for the rest of the year?

I'm an actor under the name of Ian McKellen.

Really? So, you have a job as a celebrity for the rest of the year?

Sure i do, and so do my helpers. Look, that elf over there is Verne Troyer, over there is Gary Coleman and that blonde elf over there is the WWE superstar Hornswoggle.

Indira Cooper: Oh let me guess, it is a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box with a lump of coal in it? I know i'm not the brightest in this neighborhood, but you don't have to constantly insult my intelligence!

Hunter Jonas: Just open the present!

Indira Cooper: Oh...my...GOD! The complete original Star Wars Trilogy... and it has George Lucas' autograph!

Julie Jonas:It cost us a lot , but Hunter thought it was worth it.

Hunter Jonas:Yes, i know we have our differences. But... Merry Christmas.

Indira Cooper:I don't know what to say... Except... DON'T LET JULIE OPEN HER PRESENT!

Julie Jonas:(was about to open it)What?

Indira then grabbed the present from Julie and threw it out of the window. it then explodes in a gooey mass of garbage.