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Rookies is episode The Avenging Regular Show Unlimited: Heroes Unleashed.

SynopsisEdit

Alone on a distant outpost, Bullet Points Spider-Man and Superior Spider-Man must inspire the rookie Web Warriors to believe in themselves.

TranscriptEdit

  • (This episode begins with Mordecai, Dan Zembrovki, Randy Cunningham, Rigby, Troll Moko, Howard Weinerman and Amanda Highborn are video chatting with Mr. Maellard)
  • Mordecai: Hey, Mr. Maellard, you got yourself a video chat?
  • Mr. Maellard: (On Computer) Yes. I am, Mordecai.
  • Rigby: So, why did you video chat us for?
  • Mr. Maellard: (On Computer) Well, today is my birthday. So everyone at the park got me all the gifts for me.
  • Dan Zembrovski: Don't worry, Mr. Maellard. We shipped a birthday present for you on your birthday.
  • Mr. Maellard: (On Computer) Really?
  • Troll Moko: Yeah. It's a present from us. It's all yours.
  • (Mr. Maellard opens a present it is revealed to be a Lightsaber and a Sonic Screwdriver)
  • Mr. Maellard: (On Computer) What is it?
  • Amanda Highborn: A Lightsaber and a Sonic Screwdriver. These are your new weapons.
  • Mr. Maellard: (On Computer) Thank you. Why?
  • Randy Cunningham: To become a next generation of the Jedi. Just like your old friend, Yoda.
  • Mr. Maellard: (On Computer) I will, guys. Well, gotta go. I have more presents to wrap on my birthday.
  • (Mr. Maellard calls off)
  • Howard Weinerman: Good luck, Mr. Maellard. You gonna need it.
  • (Spider-Man, Nova, Power Man, Iron Fist and White Tiger arrives)
  • Spider-Man: Come on, guys. Iron Man needs us.
  • Mordecai: Right, Spidey.
  • (At Web Warriors' base)
  • Stealth Spider-Man: This is the deck officer checking in. Nothing going on. As usual.
  • Spider-Man 2099: Yes! Who's next? Spider-Man Noir?
  • Spider-Man Noir: Shouldn't you watching your scopes, Spider-Man 2099?
  • Spider-Man 2099: Let's take a look. Well, you know? All clear. Just like the last thousand times I looked at it.
  • Sensational Spider-Man: Personally, I like that it's so quiet out here. I can catch up on the rig manuals.
  • Spider-Man 2099: Sensational Spider-Man, what is wrong with you? We should be out on the front lines, blasting droids.
  • Ben Reilly/Scarlet Spider: Leave him alone. They kept him in his girl's chart too long.
  • Spider-Man 2099: Yeah. You may not realize it yet, Spider-Man Noir, but you landed on the most boring post in the Outerrim.
  • Kaine Parker/Scarlet Spider: And one of the most important.
  • Miles Morales/Spider-Man: Attention! Sergeant on deck!
  • Civil War Iron Spider: At ease! Even though you're all new here, I shouldn't have to remind you that this quadrant is key to the Outerrim. If the droids get past this station, they can surprise-attack the facilities where we were born on our home world of Kamino. There are some officers on the way, so I want everything squared away for inspection. Understood?
  • Web Warriors: Sir, yes, sir!
  • (At Avengers Tower)
  • Iron Man: Incoming transmission from Bullet Points Spider-Man.
  • Bullet Points Spider-Man (Hologram): Heroes.
  • Captain America: Bullet Points Spider-Man. How goes the inspections?
  • Bullet Points Spider-Man (Hologram): The tracking station in Pastil is fully operational. Superior Spider-Man and I are proceeding to the system.
  • Captain America: Good. Report back once you've arrived.
  • Bullet Points Spider-Man (Hologram): Copy that. Bullet Points Spider-Man out. (Calls off)
  • Captain America: Good man, that Bullet Points Spider-Man.
  • Stealth Spider-Man: Sir, incoming meteor shower.
  • Civil War Iron Spider: Raise the shield.
  • Ben Reilly/Scarlet Spider: You wanted excitement, Spider-Man 2099.
  • Sensational Spider-Man: Right. Meteor shower.
  • Cosmic Spider-Man: What the--
  • Spider-Soldier 1: Get these doors open.
  • Spider-Soldiers: Roger, roger.
  • Civil War Spider-Man: Stealth Spider-Man, report in. Stealth Spider-Man, do you copy?
  • Kaine Parker/Scarlet Spider: Interference from the meteors?
  • Spider-Man 2099: I don't see him down there, sarge. You two, go find him.
  • Spider-Man 2211: Spider-Soldiers!
  • Civil War Spider-Man: Sound the alarm!
  • Spider-Mn 2099: They've disabled the beacon.
  • Civil War Spider-Man: Get a message to the fleet! We have to warn--
  • Spider-Man 2099: Sarge!
  • Sensational Spider-Man: That should slow those buckets down.
  • Spider-Man 2099: This way. Hurry!
  • Ben Reilly/Scarlet Spider: No, we can--
  • Spider-Man 2099: There's too many.
  • Bullet Points Spider-Man: Web Warriors, this is Bullet Points Spider-Man Do you copy? Web Warriors, please respond.
  • Spider Soldier: Open, open Open comlink channel.
  • Bullet Points Spider-Man: Web Warriors, come in. Web Warriors, come in.
  • Civil War Spider-Man: Sorry, Bullet Points Spider-Man. We're, experiencing technical difficulties.
  • Bullet Points Spider-Man: This is the inspection team.
  • Civil War Spider-Man: Inspection? Negative, negative. We, do not require an inspection. Everything is fine here. Thank you.
  • Bullet Points Spider-Man: We'll be the judge of that. Prepare for our arrival.
  • Civil War Spider-Man: Roger, roger.
  • Superior Spider-Man: Something's not right here.
  • Bullet Points Spider-Man: Well, good luck. I'm putting you in charge of this one.
  • Spider-Man Noir: What do we do without the sarge?
  • Stealth Spider-Man: The reg manual says the next--
  • Spider-Man 2099: Wait. Wait. Did you hear that?
  • Sensational Spider-Man: Yeah, what is that? It doesn't sound like Spider-Soldiers.
  • Spider-Man 2099: Don't forget about those giant eels.
  • Spider-Man Noir: I've never seen-- What the hell was that?
  • Stealth Spider-Man: That was an eel. Now, that's why we have the regulation not to go outside.
  • Sensational Spider-Man: Let's move before it comes back. Look! It's Bullet Points Spider-Man. It's the inspection team.
  • Bullet Points Spider-Man: This is not good. I don't see the deck officer anywhere.
  • Superior Spider-Man: These boys are sloppy. There should always be an officer on duty.
  • Sensational Spider-Man: We have to warn them. Get on the comlink.
  • Superior Spider-Man: I have a bad feeling about this.
  • Civil War Iron Spider: Welcome, Bullet Points Spider-Man. As you can see, the outpost is operating at peak efficiency. Thank you for visiting, and have a safe trip back.
  • Bullet Points Spider-Man: We need to inspect the base just the same.
  • Civil War Iron Spider: There is no need. Everything is fine and fully operational.
  • Stealth Spider-Man: It's no good. Their comlinks are on a different scramble set.
  • Spider-Man 2099: I'll signal them with this flare.
  • Superior Spider-Man: Take us to the Sergeant in command.
  • Civil War Iron Spider: Roger, roger.
  • Bullet Points Spider-Man: A attack flare? Superior Spider-Man! What the heck are you doing?
  • Superior Spider-Man: Relax. Just as I thought. Looks like one of those new spider soldiers.
  • Bullet Points Spider-Man: That flare must have come from the survivors.
  • Superior Spider-Man: Ambush! We're cut off. Off the platform!
  • Bullet Points Spider-Man: Copy that.
  • Spider-Soldier: No sign of them. They must have been pulverized. Resume defensive posts.
  • Superior Spider-Man: Well, that sure complicates things, Bullet Points Spider-Man.
  • Bullet Points Spider-Man: They helped.
  • Superior Spider-Man: Hands above your head. Take your sun bonnets off.
  • Bullet Points Spider-Man: Sir?
  • Superior Spider-Man: Take 'em off! Now!
  • Sensational Spider-Man: Nice shot.
  • Superior Spider-Man: The name's Superior Spider-Man. But you'll call me sir.
  • Web Warriors: Sir, yes, sir!
  • Bullet Points Spider-Man: I'm Bullet Points Spider-Man, your new boss.
  • Spider-Man Noir: I'm Spider-Man Noir.
  • Spider-Man 2099: I'm Spider-Man 2099. This is Sensational Spider-Man.
  • Bullet Points Spider-Man: Where's your Sergeant?
  • Sensational Spider-Man: Dead, sir. We're all that's left.
  • Superior Spider-Man: Looks like we got ourselves a batch of shinies, Commander.
  • Sensational Spider-Man: Shinies, sir?
  • Superior Spider-Man: That's right. Your armor, it's shiny and new, just like you.
  • Stealth Spider-Man: Sir, me and my batchers are trained and ready. We'll take back our post, shiny or not.
  • Superior Spider-Man: There's hope for you yet, rookie.
  • Mordecai: Bullet Points Spider-Man, do you copy? Superior Spider-Man, please respond.
  • Rigby: They should have checked in station hours ago. It appears your captain follows orders as well as you do.
  • Spider-Man: Perhaps Bullet Points Spider-Man is boring Superior Spider-Man with standard procedures and protocol.
  • Power Man: We need to work on our own boring procedures and figure out.
  • Mordecai: Right. Let me know if you hear from Superior Spider-Man.
  • Superior Spider-Man: Look sharp, rookies. As long as those tweezers occupy this post at risk..
  • Stealth Spider-Man: But there's so many of them.
  • Superior Spider-Man: Doesn't matter, kid. We have to retake this base, so we will retake this base.
  • Bullet Points Spider-Man: How do you propose we get through those blast doors, Superior Spider-Man, old boy?
  • Superior Spider-Man: I have a few ideas.
  • Spider Soldier: What is that? Unit 2-6, is that you?
  • Superior Spider-Man: Roger, roger.
  • Spider Soldier: You sound strange. Is something wrong with your vocabulator?
  • Superior Spider-Man: Roger, roger.
  • Spider-Soldier: Take off your mask. Let me see your face.
  • Superior Spider-Man: Roger, roger.
  • Bullet Points Spider-Man: This is never gonna work.
  • Spider Soldier: Web Warriors!
  • Superior Spider-Man: Roger, roger. Right. Let's move.
  • Sensational Spider-Man: Permission to take point, sir?
  • Superior Spider-Man: I'm always first, kid.
  • Sensational Spider-Man: Spider-Man Noir!
  • Bullet Points Spider-Man: He's okay. Focus on the battle.
  • Sensational Spider-Man: I got one!
  • Stealth Spider-Man: Sorry, Sensational Spider-Man. I jumped that one.
  • Sensational Spider-Man: Like hell you did.
  • Bullet Points Spider-Man: Get to the window. It looks like we have more visitors.
  • Sensational Spider-Man: It looks like a fleet.
  • Bullet Points Spider-Man: That's why they commandeered the outpost. They're mounting a full-scale invasion.
  • Superior Spider-Man: We have to warn command.
  • Spider-Man 2099: Those spider-soldiers sabotaged our transmitter, and hard-wired the all-clear signal. It'll take time to repair.
  • Superior Spider-Man: We don't have time. Look.
  • Spider-Man Noir: We can't protect the outpost long against that army of spider-soldiers.
  • Superior Spider-Man: Then we'll destroy the outpost instead.
  • Spider-Man 2099: But, sir, our mission is to defend this facility at all costs.
  • Superior Spider-Man: We have to warn the Avengers about the invasion. They'll take notice when the all-clear signal stops.
  • Sensational Spider-Man: That's right. When they stop receiving our beacon, they'll get the message something's wrong.
  • Superior Spider-Man: We'll need every thermal detonator in the inventory.
  • Spider-Man Noir: It'll take more than a few detonators to destroy this outpost.
  • Sensational Spider-Man: We can use the LT. This moon freezes for over half the year. We use Liquid Tibanna as fuel to heat the base.
  • Spider-Man Noir: Liquid Tibanna: highly explosive.
  • Superior Spider-Man: Good. Bring the tanks here and prime the detonators. All right, listen up. There's only one target of interest in this sector: Base. It's the closest thing we Web-Warriors have to a home. Today we fight for. Today we fight for all our brothers back home. Understood?
  • Web Warriors: Sir, yes, sir!
  • Spider-Man 2099: I think we can even the odds a bit, Commander, especially since they don't know we're here. This one here is mine. Big gun doesn't make a big man.
  • Spider Soldier: Reinforcements reporting. Open up.
  • Spider-Man 2099: Didn't say please.
  • Spider Soldier: Web Warriors! Get 'em!
  • Spider-Man 2099: We could use a hero about now.
  • Falcon: Superior Spider-Man, come in. Bullet Points Spider-Man, are you there? Guys, there's still no response.
  • Ant-Man: How about the all-clear signal? Is the base still transmitting?
  • Hawkeye: Yes, sir.
  • Wasp: If something were wrong, Bullet Points Spider-Man would contact us.
  • Bullet Points Spider-Man: Fall back to the op center. Move! Superior Spider-Man, time's wasting.
  • Superior Spider-Man: Almost ready. The handset isn't linked up with the detonator. Spider-Man 2099.
  • Spider-Man 2099: Yes, sir.
  • Superior Spider-Man: This detonator isn't working.
  • Spider-Man 2099: I'll take care of it. It'll be fixed in no time. You guys get out of here.
  • Superior Spider-Man: Just make it fast. Those soldiers are getting close.
  • Spider-Man 2099: There. That should fix it. This isn't good. There's got to be another way.
  • Spider Soldier: The base is ours again, sir. The Web Warriors are fleeing.
  • Spider Soldier Commander: Cowards. Secure the area.
  • Superior Spider-Man: Spider-Man 2099, hit the detonators.
  • Spider-Man 2099: I'm on it, sir.
  • (Spider-Man 2099 press a button and base explodes)
  • Hawkeye: The all-clear signal has been disabled?
  • Falcon: Sound the invasion alarm. Let's get the fleet under way.
  • Spider-Man Noir: We've got those tinnies on the run. Thanks to Spider-Man 2099.
  • (At Avengers Tower)
  • Iron Man: On behalf of the Web Warriors, we thank you for your valiant service, and we honor your comrade's sacrifice.
  • Captain America: Your new unit is lucky to have you. I'd be proud to fight beside you anytime, anywhere.
  • Superior Spider-Man: Congratulations. You're not shinies anymore. You showed me something today. You're exactly the kind of men I need.
  • Sensational Spider-Man, Spider-Man Noir and Spider-Man 2099: Sir, yes, sir!
  • [End of Rookies]

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