- Colonel: "Snake, you know who that is?"
- Snake: "You're kidding, right? It's Mario."
- Colonel: "Mario made his first appearance in 1981, and since then, he's become a worldwide phenomenon. There's probably not a single person who doesn't know Mario. He's that famous."
- Snake: "Good thing I survived long enough to meet him on the field of battle, huh."
- Colonel: "This is a once-in-a-lifetime chance, Snake. Now get out there and show him what you're made of. No regrets."
- Snake: "Got it."
- Snake: "Mei Ling, tell me what you know about Peach."
- Mei Ling: "Princess Peach is the beloved ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom. She's been kidnapped numerous times by Bowser."
- Snake: "Sounds pretty serious..."
- Mei Ling: "Yes, but every time it happens, Mario ends up saving her. Sure, he may not look like your ideal 'knight in shining armor'. A little on the short side, I'd say... But still, don't you think it's romantic? I mean, to have a guy who's always there for you?"
- Snake: "If he was smart, he'd tell her to stop getting kidnapped."
- Mei Ling: "...You don't get a lot of dates, do you, Snake?"
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snake: how r u some kind of osyter but
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- moe:that oogtar
- snake:r u moe the ostyer are from starfy
- moe:oogtar is caveman from smw cartoon