• Krusty: Hey, hey, I am introducing and endorsing a new cola, kids, and this is not poisonus to anybody!
  • Announcer: That we know of.
  • Krusty: [Introducing Buzz Cola] New and improved Fan Cola is made only from the finest sugars and waters, plus a special ingredient to hot for the FDA that is similar to Buzz Cola. [A mascot drinks Buzz Cola] It will give you the get up and go to do all the pathetic things to do. With its under 4000 grams per saturated fat per serving, its patented formula is designed to enter your mouth and go directly to your stomach where it is distributed to your bloodstream. Now available in stores everywhere. Get some today and try new and improved Fan Cola!

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