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SynopsisEdit

The bastard empire is hellbent on seeking revenge ever. Count Spankulot decides to teach the heroes a lesson by destroying what they treasures. He infiltrates their world with a magical time-freezing device he received from empire – and proceeds to repeatedly spank all the heroes, leaving them confused, helpless and begging for mercy.

TranscriptEdit

  • (This episode begins with Count Spankulot)
  • Count Spankulot: (Narrating) I ARRIVE LIKE A SHADOW IN The night -- the hunter who preys upon wrongdoers. I deliver my punishment swiftly and without regrets. My victims beg for mercy and offer to make deals. But there is nowhere to run, and there is nowhere to hide. For those I hunt, I have but one thing -- a good spanking! [Laughs evilly] they call me count spankulot -- the bounty hunter of bottoms. [Laughs evilly] I administer spankings to those naughty children that deserve them. Perhaps they've toilet papered someone's... [Laughs] ...or kept a library book a little too long. Then I am summoned to apply my powerful palm to their posterior! But one day, something happened. I was to seek out a boy named stanley stanski. He had rung doorbells and ran just one too many times, so I was to administer the hand of justice to his backside. The night echoed with the sound of spank. Look at those heroes. Damn it! Dimensions. We've sworn upon our life we'll make them pay. Upon the life we can no longer get back... Though it's not like it's worth getting back. At some point, I made a vow in my heart... I'd crush whatever was important to the heroes who tossed us out like trash. But I didn't have the power. The heroes in this park is tight. I can't get anywhere close to that heroes. If only I had the power, I'd definitely do it. I'd take my revenge without letting anyone get in the way. if only I had a way!
  • Zelok: Well then, should we give you that power?
  • Count Spankulot: Yeah.
  • Argan: This is a time-stop watch you see here. By pressing this switch, you can freeze time around you.
  • Count Spankulot: Freeze time? Bullshit. There's no way something like that ca- Wha?! What is this?!
  • Kallus: See? It stopped, didn't it? The time, that is.
  • Count Spankulot: To be able to stop time at will... That is something unbelievable. However, I actually saw it. That's ridiculous!
  • Kamek: How you decide to use this power, is up to you. We're looking forward to seeing something interesting.
  • Count Spankulot: A time-stop watch. To see if this mysterious power was actually real, I tested it again and again. I have ti see if it can stop time for objects and living organisms I have to see if there's any risk involved. and then I concluded, that this power was, without a doubt, the real deal. I could care less why, Empire could get thus and give it to me. If I have this power I can get all the revenge I could possibly want. Sit back and enjoy it, heroes. I'm going to crush everything you treasure, starting right here!
  • (At Moonbeam City Dimension)
  • Count Spankulot: Fools do not pay their libarary times. Shall ing stingy wrath of Count Spankulot!
  • All: (Gasps) Ahh!
  • Rad Cunningham: Wah.
  • (Count Spankulot spanks Rad Cunningham)
  • Count Spankulot: (Laughs Evily)
  • Rad Cunningham: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
  • Dazzle Novak: Ahh! No!
  • (Count Spankulot spanks Dazzle Novak)
  • Count Spankulot: (Laughs Evily)
  • Dazzle Novak: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
  • Pizzaz Miller: Eee!
  • (Count Spankulot spanks Pizzaz Miller)
  • Count Spankulot: (Laughs Evily)
  • Pizzaz Miller: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
  • Count Spankulot: (Laughs Evily)
  • (Count Spankulot spanks Chrysalis Zirconia Tate)
  • Chrysalis Zirconia Tate: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
  • Count Spankulot: There, all pain up. (Laughs)
  • (Count Spankulot teleports away)
  • (At Watterson's House)
  • Nicole: Can I help you?
  • Count Spankulot: This is for you and your family?
  • Gumball: What's that?
  • Count Spankulot: This.
  • (Count Spankulot spanks Gumball)
  • Count Spankulot: (Laughs)
  • Gumball: Ow, ow! What are you doing? Ow!
  • (Count Spankulot spanks Darwin)
  • Count Spankulot: (Laughs)
  • Darwin: Ouch, ouch! What are you doing?
  • (Count Spankulot spanks Anais)
  • Anais: Oh, please, no, ow!
  • (Count Spankulot spanks Nicole)
  • Nicole: Ow, ow! What's a meaning of this?
  • (Count Spankulot spanks Richard)
  • Richard: Ouch, ooh, ooh, ouch, ouch!
  • (Count Spankulot spanks citizens of Elmore)
  • (At Park)
  • Count Spankulot: Now, Mordecai, Rigby, your heinies belong to me! (Laughs Evily) Take this!
  • (Count Spankulot spanks Mordecai)
  • Mordecai: Oh, please, no! Ow! ow! oh! Oh! ow! ow! Stop!
  • (Count Spankulot spanks Rigby)
  • Rigby: Ow! ow! Hey, what are you -- you can't -- ow-w-w!
  • (Benson arrives)
  • Benson: Excuse me. Mordecai, Rigby, are you ther-? (Screams and horror)
  • (Benson sees Mordecai and Rigby got spanked)
  • Count Spankulot: Hello, Benson Dunwoody. Got a present for you.
  • (Count Spankulot spanks Benson)
  • Benson: AHHH! AHHH! AHHH!
  • (At Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja world)
  • Count Spankulot: In order to get my revenge on the heroes, I got my hands on a device that lets me control time at will, and infiltrated the dimensions. To start off, I spanked every heroes and spank them. Well then, who's my next target? I've got all the time in the world. My revenge is far from over. This is Norrvisville High. I am Count Spankulot. I am here to spank you.
  • (Count Spankulot spanks Randy Cunningham)
  • Randy Cunningham: Ow, my butt! What are you spanking me for?
  • (Count Spankulot spanks Howard Weinerman)
  • Howard Weinerman: Ow, hey! What are you doing? You can not do that?
  • Count Spankulot: Come my clones!
  • (Count Spankulot summons his clones)
  • Count Spankulot: Clones spank every students and teachers!
  • (Count Spankulot's clones spanks Norrisville High students and teachers)
  • (At Packages from Planet X world)
  • Count Spankulot: Now, you teenagers, your butts belong to me! (Laughs Evily) Take this!
  • (Count Spankulot spanks Dan Zembrovski)
  • Dan Zembrovski: Oh, please, no! Ow! ow! oh! Oh! ow! ow! Stop!
  • (Count Spankulot spanks Troll Moko)
  • Troll Moko: Ow! ow! Hey, what are you -- you can't -- ow!
  • (Count Spankulot spanks Amanda Highborn)
  • Amanda Highborn: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ooow!
  • (At Massive)
  • Count Spankulot: Clones, get them!
  • (Count Spankulot spanks Irkens)
  • (Count Spankulot spanks the Almighty Tallest)
  • Red (Tallest): Ouch, ouch! That hurt!
  • Purple (Tallest): Yeah, it hurts!
  • (At Ghost)
  • Ezra: Hey, what are you...?
  • (Count Spankulot spanks the Rebellion)
  • (At Fleet of Retribution)
  • Usze 'Taham: Hey, where did you come from?
  • (Count Spankulot spanks Swords of Sanghelios)
  • (Back with Zim's Gang and Nate's Gang)
  • Nate: Hey, where did you come from?
  • (Count Spankulot spanks Zim's Gang and Nate's Gang)
  • Count Spankulot: Well then, what should I do next? These incidents alone are scandalous enough to ruin thus reputation. However... This is only the beginning. As long as I have this time-stop device, I will spank every single hero in this dimension without leaving anyone out. Once I do that, this incident will be heard worldwide! (Laughs)
  • (At outside)
  • Margaret: (On Jumbotron) Today, a strange incident took place. At the dimensions, they were mysteriously attacked and left unconscious. It's a horrendous incident like no other. Thd Culprit has yet to be found and the police have no leads. Everybody's are questioning the security standards.
  • Count Spankulot: The heroes are done for. Thanks to the empire. My quest for vengeance is over.
  • Margaret: (On Jumbotron) Two weeks have already passed since the revelation of the horrifying incident at the dimensions. The culprit remains at large ans his motives and methods are still shrouded in mystery. The investigation has come to a standstill. In the midst of this, will be...
  • Count Spankulot: That's the end of this. It's strange to see that they're still operating, even after everything that's happened. I hear that all the affected heroes have either already transferred or at the hospital. The only heroes still here are the oes that were lucky enough to have avoided the incident.
  • (At Archer world)
  • Count Spankulot: For exacting revenge in the heroes, I infiltrated the dimensions and spanked every one. The memory of it is still fresh in my mind. However, after finding out that there were some lucky heroes who weren't there when I went on my spanking spree, I infiltrated the place once again. Today, I will place the final nail in the coffin and stop the heroes they holds so dear. Even if already announced its closure at the end of the year, I won't akkiw any hero feel it's safe. Finally, this will be done for. Alright, you Isis agents, your butts belong to me!
  • (Count Spankulot spanks Sterling Archer)
  • Sterling Archer: Ow, ow! Hey, hey, hey! Ow!
  • (Count Spankulot spanks Lana Kane)
  • Lana Kane: Ow, ow, ow! What are you spanking me for?
  • (Count Spankulot spanks Cheryl Tunt)
  • Cheryl Tunt: Ouch, please, no, ow!
  • (Count Spankulot spanks Pam Poovey)
  • Pam Poovey: Ouch, ouch! What's a meaning of this?
  • (Count Spankulot spanks Cyril Figgis)
  • Cyril Figgis: No, please, no, ow, ow! Just stop it!
  • (Count Spankulot spanks Ray Gillette)
  • Ray Gillette: Please, please, no. Ow, ow, ow!
  • (Count Spankulot spanks Dr. Krieger)
  • Dr. Krieger: Hey, ow! Quit it ow! What are you spanking me for?
  • Count Spankulot: Whew. I sure came a lot.
  • (Count Spankulot is hiding away)
  • (Malory Archer arrives)
  • (Malroy Archer notices Sterling Archer, Lana Kane, Cheryl Tunt, Pam Poovey, Cyril Figgis, Ray Gillette and Dr. Krieger got spanked)
  • Malory Archer: What's wrong, everyone?! How did this happen? Everyone, get it together! What happened? Answer me! How did this happen? No! No!
  • Count Spankulot: Are you Malory Archer?
  • Malory Archer: Yes who are you?
  • Count Spankulot: I am Count Spankulot. I am here to spank you.
  • (Count Spankulot spanks Malory Archer)
  • Malory Archer: Ow, hey, what are you trying to spanking me for? Ow, ow!
  • (At Park)
  • Count Spankulot: Alright, you heroes. Break it up! Surprise! It's spanking time! Clones, let's do it together! Everyone, let's go!
  • Count Spankulot's clones: Yeah!!
  • (Count Spankulot spanks the gang)
  • Count Spankulot: All is well. The legend of time spank had just started. This is only the beginning. The new way of spanking has just begun.
  • (Count Spankulot teleports away)
  • (The Tardis materialises in Park. The Doctor opens the door)
  • The Doctor: (Gasps) Everyone? What happend? Who did this?
  • Erza Bridger: Count... Spankulot...
  • [End of The Time Spank]

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