Upper East Side is a 2011 Teenage Comedy Film written and directed by Paul Dinello and starring Alyson Stoner, Hayden Panatierre, Christina Millian, Jamie Chung, Laura Ramsey, Emma Stone, Chelan Simmons, Crystal Lowe, Mila Kunis, Heather Matarazzo and Robert Pattinson.


Kasey Brady is a well liked pretty school-girl from one of three main private schools of her area, One leaked word has her name barred from the area's local public high school.

With her name identified with the S' word Kasey is just happy to know she doesn't go to the school shooting her identity.

However her worst fear is about to come to a frightening reality as her mother sends her her to the Public High School of East Side where is ridiculed, spat upon, humiliated and worse.

The constant assasinations cross the line at the school's local debutane ball where she decides to dish the popular groups making her life hell the same treatment.

Kasey enlists the help of an over-talkative constantly picked on girl Stephanie Bavic (Heather Matarazzo) who though helps swimmingly with her plan in return for a friendship can't stand her.

Her plan becomes even more flawed as a popular group she plans to seek may just hold true love and expulsion should his principle mum (Mila Kunis) find out.

The Upper East SideEdit

The Upper East Side is the name given to the popular East Side College popular groups.

They are as follows:

  1. The Main- (As Referred by Kasey) or The Main-Frame Of Main Armada (As Referred by Steph) They comprise of five girls: The Leader Blonde Helen, Nasty Black Taylor, Nasty Asian Kimberley, Seemingly friendly but nasty Lauren and violent hyporactive red head Angela.
  2. Two- (As Referred by Kasey) or the Two Against The World (As Referred by Steph) They comprise of two pretty girls always landing popular company and relationships, they are wildy protective of each other: Evie the Blonde skinny one with a disabled sense of humour and knack for underbreath nasty comments, and her lackey friend who formely had a falling out Taylor who'se in good with her sisters.
  3. The Skater Sh***- (As Referred by Kasey) or the Board Monger or Mongers of the Board (As Referred by Steph) They comprise of four boys: Seamus the humourous leader, Perry the tall one with the nicknames, Adam the fat one with the all the right put downs and Leslie the one who break dance and die his hair as well as making inapproriate humour.
  4. The Varsity- (As Referred by Steph) or the Guys who throw eggs at me because it's rofl (As Referred by Steph) They comprise of five boys: Will Head the sought after leader by Helen, Taylor the boyfriend of Taylor Moore, Jack Redding, Jake Hearmen and Zac Grey.
  5. The Smoker Bads- (As referred by Steph) The Baddest Bunch of Upper East whom back up all other four groups of the side and are the reckless waggers, fighters and well blazers' up.


  • Alyson Stoner as Kasey Brady
  • Hayden Panatierre as Helen Aimes
  • Christina Millian as Taylor Moore
  • Jamie Chung as Kimberley Stutter
  • Laura Ramsey as Lauren Rosen
  • Emma Stone as Angela Moria
  • Chelan Simmons as Evie Mills
  • Crystal Lowe as Taylor Denson
  • Mila Kunis as Principle Vaya Foreman
  • Heather Matarazzo as Stephanie Bavic
  • Robert Pattinson as Will Head
  • Taylor Lautner as Taylor Crense
  • Connor Paolo as Marty Head
  • Charlie McDermott as Bullied Blakely Benton
  • Cassie Scerbo as Slut Ruled 1 Jeanie Cooper-Darton
  • Matt Prokop as Philis Scout (The Revolutionary Spy)
  • Lucas Till as The Skeeze Skarty Mortman
  • Lorraine Nicholson as Hippie Protestor Herpes ruled Hedna Kevnas
  • David Kross as Smoker Ruler Richard "Dick" Teviar
  • Luke Kleintank as Smoker Seamus Sureman
  • Jonathen Lipnicki as Well Wasdon
  • Sasha Spielberg as Slut Ruled 2 Krystal Kepperman
  • Kiowa Gordon as Hormone Destroyed Gavin Brady
  • Kendall Schmidt as Gavin's Bestfriend Skater Jenslow Henslow
  • Andrea Bowden as Slut Ruled 3 Keeley Toker
  • Sophie Lowe as Slut Ruled 4 Wendy Matthis
  • Christopher Walken as Principal Lukeman
  • Joe Pesci as Mr. Gavis
  • David Cronenberg as Mr. Gorrmont
  • Conchata Ferrell as Mrs. Bailey
  • Penny Marshall as Mrs. Burber
  • Sharon Gless as TAFE Hairdresser Extraordinaire Boben Tarras
  • Lynn Redgrave as Mrs. Tairden
  • Creed Bratton as Mr. Tairden
  • Martin Campbell as Mr. Mokas
  • Tuesday Weld as Unnfaithful Mrs. Mokas
  • Harry Shearer as Mr. Robert Brady
  • Veronica Hamel as Mrs. Lily Brady


  • Pumped Up Kicks- Foster The People
  • Mr. Saxobeat- Alexandra Stan
  • No Limit- INNA
  • Gorgeous Nightmare- Escape The Fate
  • This War Is Ours- Escape The Fate
  • Tears Don't Fall- Bullet For My Valentine
  • Only Girl In The World- Rihanna
  • Bounce- Calvin Harris Feat. Kelis
  • You Make Me Feel- Cobra Starship feat. Sabi
  • All She Wanna Do Is Dance- David Guetta feat. Niles Mason

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